The Land Of Woo

I feel like I’ve been out in a hurricane of nonsensical ramblings. I’m a bit punch drunk from it all.

First we’re all being fitted with RFID bracelets or going to internment camps. Then babies are being vaccinated before they leave the hospital and all the children are going to get Autism from the 40 vaccines they get before entering kindergarten.

One thing at a time. The latest H1N1 scare comes to us from, you guessed it, an anonymous source on the Internet!! A woman claiming to be a soldier was told that the California state police and the military are training to intern people who refuse the H1N1 vaccine. Here’s a link to the video.

In the video she claims that on Oct. 15th people will be stopped at roadblocks and be asked to give proof that they have received the H1N1 vaccine. If they have not been vaccinated they will be given a choice: Be vaccinated or get in a waiting bus to be taken to an internment camp.

Those that choose to be vaccinated will be fitted with a bracelet that holds an RFID chip with your information so that you can be tracked and the CDC can create a map of where vaccinated and unvaccinated people are. She claims that somehow the bracelet will be fitted into your wrist so that it becomes a permanent part of you. It seems like something out of Revelations, doesn’t it?

Yes, it sounds pretty scary and the woman in the video does seem very genuine and convincing. But let’s break this down.

First, Snopes has already debunked a mandatory H1N1 vaccine. Second, there is not enough of the vaccine to give to every person in the continental United States. Third, why an RFID bracelet when they can just inject an RFID chip? Anyone who has seen Mythbusters knows that Kari Byron has a chip. It looked like it hurt like a mutha, too.

So as scary as this sounds, I’ve got to call bullshit on this.

Oh! And the reason for this supposed mandatory vaccination? According to the real woomongers, there are chemicals in the vaccine that will kill people. So the government is using the H1N1 as a means of population control.

Is this the same type of population control that was used on gay men with the purposeful release of the engineered AIDS virus? Or perhaps it’s the type that was used on black people to test other vaccines?

As for the children. Someone else is claiming that babies are being vaccinated before they leave the hospital and children receive 40 vaccinations before entering Kindergarten.

For a website called Know The Lies, you would think they would be a bit more truthful with their information.

I’m telling you folks, I thought I had been totally immersed in Woo before becoming a skeptic and atheist. All the channeling, crystals and energy healing I did was nothing compared to the crap I’ve seen since starting this blog. I was a lightweight by comparison to some of these people.

For those who are new to skepticism or have never gotten the proper definition, here’s the meaning of Woo, or WooWoo. There’s a great song at the end called “The Tower of Woo”. Give it a listen.